One a Penny, Two a Penny, Hot Cross Buns!

Ms. Suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell!
Ms. Suzie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to-

Hello Operator,
give me No. 9!
And if you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your-

Behind the 'fridgerator,
there is a piece of glass!
Suzie sat upon it,
and broke her little-

Ask me no more questions,I'll tell you no more lies!
The doctor's in the room now,
Watching with his glass-

Eyes on my hand now,
I'll show you a new trick!
I killed that fat old bastard,
Made him really sick,
sick,
SICK,
SICK,
SICK.